Giving This Song And Dance A Real Kick
So early this week I heard about the SHOCKING Adam Lambert performance at some hippie awards show. To be more specific, my boss said it was softcore porn. Whatever. I don’t watch this stupid shit. So I pissed around on this here Internet and found a clip or two of this American Idol runner-up’s song and dance. I wish I could post what I saw, but Dick Clark productions is being a bastard with keeping video of this shit online.
I’m not offended. I don’t care. It’s stupid. I have other things to bitch about.
However, for his next routine, I would like Adam to dress up in a BYU soccer uniform and have a duet with Elizabeth Lambert.
I’m a sucker for a woman in cleats.
And for the record, I’m talking about Elizabeth.
