Thankkksgiving
So Thanksgiving was never a favorite holiday of mine for the longest time, but now I can say without a doubt this is my most favorite time of the year.
Thanksgiving: Overeating on meat, stuffing, potatoes and corn until I have to unbutton my pants and beg God to let me last through the next few hours. Oh, yeah. And football, too.
Black Friday: Waking up in the middle of the night and shopping amidst the great unwashed for stuff greatly reduced in price.
Eating until I want to puke and shopping for lots of cheap material goods. It don’t get more American than this.
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